Thanks to Elinor, Eric, and Lisa for sending this news item from the Onion. As The Onion points out, the easiest way to solve the pesky Salmonella problem is to make it legal. I love the illustrations and will be plagiarizing that cereal box for powerpoint presentations.
Next public appearance
This is a conversation about 101 Classic Cookbooks, 501 Classic Recipes (Rizzoli Books, 2013), with Clark Wolf, Marvin Taylor (curator NYU Fales Library), Rose Levy Beranbaum (author, The Cake Bible), and Madhur Jaffrey (actor and author). 7:30 p.m. 92ndY Tribeca, 200 Hudson St, Price $15, RSVP: here